domics:

Credits to my friend Dennis for not actually reacting that way

whitewhine:

I’ll love your pool if you don’t

blogwell:

Great Pregspectations

Expect more comics at Loldwell.com! 

whitewhine:

Once again, life is unfair.

clientsfromhell:

Designing menus for a restaurant, I had a suggestion for the owner.

Me: To be honest, I would change it to ‘Taco-Dog’ on the menu.

Client: What’s wrong with Dog-Taco?

whitewhine:

Sounds like a reasonable plan. 

clientsfromhell:

A client called my ad agency. The administrative assistant was overwhelmed with calls, so I had her transfer the excess calls to me in the back.

Client: I need to talk to my ad person.

Me: Sure. Who’s your ad rep?

Client: Mary.

Me: We don’t have a Mary. Was it (my name)? Or could it…

amandalynferri:

stupid kids

hallekiefer:

Our horrible deaths were worth it.