Credits to my friend Dennis for not actually reacting that way
I’ll love your pool if you don’t
Once again, life is unfair.
Designing menus for a restaurant, I had a suggestion for the owner.
Me: To be honest, I would change it to ‘Taco-Dog’ on the menu.
Client: What’s wrong with Dog-Taco?
Sounds like a reasonable plan.
A client called my ad agency. The administrative assistant was overwhelmed with calls, so I had her transfer the excess calls to me in the back.
Client: I need to talk to my ad person.
Me: Sure. Who’s your ad rep?
Me: We don’t have a Mary. Was it (my name)? Or could it…
Our horrible deaths were worth it.